Go ahead and try telling me that Misha is an “extremely homophobic asshole” but don’t be mad when I laugh.
when your friend has a really shitty opinion
Things that were actually said on Supernatural.
You can take the most respectful, sensitive people, give them Cards Against Humanity, and in a few minutes they’ll be laughing about genocide.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
So this is Tig, our first foster dog.
Last lines from Avenged Sevenfold discography
1.17 | 1.19
So my mom and I got our first foster dog. A Boston Terrier with one eye. He’s very sweet and has no name. Hopefully things will go well at the vet tomorrow so he can get healed up and adopted quickly.